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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

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Robert Crews of Jacksonville, Fla., pushes his dogs Angel and Patches down Cassat Avenue Friday, May 30, 2014, using a wheelchair to take them for their walk. According to Crews, Angel “is 18 years old and has bad hips. Since she can’t walk I get her time outside like this.” Patches, still a puppy, gets to go along for the ride.

Bob Self | AP (via Day in Pictures - The Sacramento Bee, Sacramento, California)

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